Drunk carpenter saws off penis

Ouch! Yaroo! and all that ....

All the same, I'm sure there's less than meets the eye here:

Think about it:

The bloke's a carpenter who uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools. As do many professions.

He's in his home workshop cutting wood for a cabinet.

He fancies a drink. He drinks. He over-drinks.

He drinks so much he actually saws his penis off??

So what sort of carpenters do they turn out up there in Wantage, Oxon? According to the DIY penis-lopper's Mum:

"This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."

Carpenters slicing off their johnsons all the time? [my itals].

Well I never.