BAILS UP

Let's leave for the weekend the pullulating porkies of Messrs MacKail, Hinton and Jones and the barnyard excrement of FilthGate in general, and crease ourselves with cruel cackles at the cack-handed cockups of Mr Mark Armitage.

I thought the first ball funny enough but the second one tops everything, Armitage tumbling over backwards and knocking his own bails off.

It's one thing to 'love the game' and all that crap, quite another to bring such abysmal incompetence to bear. 

The Daily Mail gets it right.